Today's Economic Lesson in Taxation

 Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner.  The bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

  * The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
  * The fifth would pay $1.
  * The sixth would pay $3.
  * The seventh $7.
  * The eighth $12.
  * The ninth  $18.
  * The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

 So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

 "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20."

 So, now dinner for the ten only cost $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay  our taxes.

  So, the first four men were unaffected. They would still  eat for free. But what about the other six, the paying customers? How could  they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair  share'?

  The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if  they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the  sixth man would each end up being 'PAID' to eat their meal.

  So, the  restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill  by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each  should pay.

  And so:

  * The fifth man, like the first four , now  paid nothing (100% savings).
  * The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%  savings).
  * The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
  * The  eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
  * The ninth now paid $14  instead of $18 (22% savings).
  * The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (  16% savings).

  Each of the six was better off than before. And the  first four continued to eat for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

  "I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He pointed to  the tenth man "but he got  $10!"

  "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a  dollar, too.
  It's unfair that he got ten times more than me!"

  "That's  true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only  $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

  "Wait a minute," yelled the  first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all.. The system exploits the poor!"

 The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

  The next night the tenth man didn't show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered  something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

  And that is how our  tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit
 from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table  anymore. There are lots of good restaurants in Europe and the Caribbean.

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